adios sideburns

November 1, 2007 ·

in memoriam of the loss of my sideburns, i offer this retrospective:

i can't say how i stack up against these fine facial follicles, but i liked my burns. they distinguished me. they kept a small part of my face warm in the winter. they helped me not look like a 12 year old when i had short hair. but most importantly, they were my link to 70's porn, where my moustache just wouldn't cut it.


boner jams said...
November 8, 2007 at 9:13 PM  

i'll miss your sideburns too. although i won't miss the rash my nuts got from them...



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